Do you think the proper number of meals in a day is seven: breakfast, second-breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner & supper? Are you a little too fond of pipe-weed and ale?
When I say “shire” do you sigh and think of home? If so, rejoice — it’s Hobbit Day and you are most certainly a hobbit in spirit if not in stature! To make it official, you may want to check your Hobbit name here. I think I’ll spend the day relaxing in my garden enjoying some sparkling grape juice and assorted cheeses, but if you stop in the library to check out a J.R.R. Tolkien novel or borrow a dvd from the Lord of the Rings trilogy, feel free to say that Orangeblossom Knotwise of Michel Delving says Good Day!